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Name: Kevin
Country: United States
State: Georgia
Gender: Male
Interests: Trying to figure out God's plan for my life. Also, trying to get into one of those Subway commercials with that odd-looking Jared guy. I kid, he's not the least bit freakish looking. Not in the slightest.
Expertise: Making fairly obvious observations to everyday situations. Taking pictures where my head is inexplicably titled sideways.
Message: message meEmail: email me
Yahoo:  kevstp
AIM:  kevstpvr
Member Since:
5/14/2005
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|  I
saw you on aisle twelve at the grocery store. “Orville Redenbacher’s
Gourmet Popping Corn” was written on you in big, cursive letters. You
lured me in with your smiling, awkward picture and promises of
30-calorie servings. I put you into my grocery cart and dreamed of the
“94% Fat Free Butter” snacking I would soon enjoy.
If only I had known the tragedy that would follow. Read the rest at my other blog.
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|  Those
who know me know that I have an unholy hatred for tuna. I won’t eat it,
I don’t like looking at it, and I absolutely despise the smell of it.
Until I got to college, I didn’t like tuna, but I would eat it on
occasion. Of course, that was pre-Denis...
What did Denis do make me despise tuna the way a Frenchman despises good manners and baths? Find out at my other blog, www.specialkindofstupid.com.
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|  "It wasn't just about the money," Clemens assured reporters at his press conference.
"It was the perks, too. They are going
to treat me like the diva I've always imagined myself to be, and you
just can't put a price on that." Read more at my regular blog, www.specialkindofstupid.com. | | |
|  In a move experts predict will once
and for all prove His existence, God used the Los Angeles legal system
to sentence socialite/moron Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
The sentencing has been met by unanimous approval by every person in the entire world...
Read more at www.specialkindofstupid.com.
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Don't let the name fool you...there's nothing special about it.
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