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Friday, May 25, 2007 An Ode to Orville Redenbacher (or why did I leave my popcorn in the microwave for so long?)
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I
saw you on aisle twelve at the grocery store. “Orville Redenbacher’s
Gourmet Popping Corn” was written on you in big, cursive letters. You
lured me in with your smiling, awkward picture and promises of
30-calorie servings. I put you into my grocery cart and dreamed of the
“94% Fat Free Butter” snacking I would soon enjoy.
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