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An Ode to Orville Redenbacher (or why did I leave my popcorn in the microwave for so long?)
I saw you on aisle twelve at the grocery store. “Orville Redenbacher’s Gourmet Popping Corn” was written on you in big, cursive letters. You lured me in with your smiling, awkward picture and promises of 30-calorie s…
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An Ode to Orville Redenbacher (or why did I leave my popcorn in the microwave for so long?)
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